There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

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Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

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Why don't you write books people can read?

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If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

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Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

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